BREAKING: THESE ICE CRUSHERS GET A LITTLE TOO FIRED UP!
Sanven Technology has issued an urgent recall of its Vevor Ice Crushers—because, in a plot twist no one saw coming, these machines apparently decided they’d rather make heat than crush ice.
Yes, the BY‑300 and BY‑300FS models (in yellow, red, silver, blue—collect ’em all!) have been recalled after reports that the devices can experience a “thermal event,” which is the official corporate phrase for “your snow‑cone maker might spontaneously audition for a role as a space heater.”
Consumers are advised to stop using the machines immediately, unplug them, and—this part is real—cut the power cord in half and email a photo to recalling@vevor.com for a refund. (Nothing says “we’re serious” like instructing customers to perform a ceremonial cord‑snipping.)
So if your ice crusher has been looking a little too enthusiastic lately…
If it’s been warming up to you in ways you didn’t ask for…
If your kitchen suddenly smells like a campfire at a ski lodge…
It’s time to retire it.
Remember: Ice crushers should make snow cones, not bonfires.
For more information, visit Vevor’s recall page -- https://www.vevor.com/pages/vevor-ice-shaver-recall -- or call Sanven Technology toll-free at 855-599-6320 from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. PT Monday through Friday.
Operators are standing by—presumably with fire extinguishers.
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