BREAKING: THE BABY BATH SEAT THAT COULDN’T HANDLE ITS ONE JOB
In a development that will shock absolutely no one who has ever tried to suction‑cup anything to a wet surface, the YCXXKJ baby bath seat has been recalled for being… well… not a seat so much as a suggestion.
These colorful little thrones—blue, gray, pink, yellow, accessorized with a duck, turtle, and whale—apparently decided stability was optional. The mandatory safety standard for infant bath seats? They took one look at it and said, “No thanks, we’re more into improvisational performance art.”
The result: a bath seat that can tip over mid‑bath, turning tub time into a dangerous routine no parent signed up for.
Consumers are being asked to stop using the seat immediately and send two photos to the seller:
- One with “RECALLED” written across the front of the bath seat in permanent marker, like you’re breaking up with it in Sharpie.
- One showing the seat disassembled, as if you’re proving to the manufacturer that you’ve ended the relationship for good.
To date, no injuries have been reported.
If you bought one of these items between May 2024 and October 2025, it's time to retire this tub‑side acrobat and let bath time return to its regularly scheduled programming.
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