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YASSER ARAFAT FOR SUPREME COURT JUSTICE!

We were interested to see how the various New York County Supreme Court Justices scored in the 2007 General Election and managed to get our hands on a copy of the " Statement and Return Report " prepared by the  New York City Board of Elections .

Here are the final (official) numbers:

Fern Fisher

Democrat:  34,803

Republican:  5,660

Charles E Ramos

Democrat:  34,528

Republican: 5,547

Sheila Abdus-Salaam

Democrat: 31,151

Republican: 4,710

Paul Feinman

Democrat: 33,495

Republican: 0 

[Did not seek Republican endorsement]

What we found particularly fascinating were all the "write-ins" for those four slots.

Scoring first, with a grand total of 7 votes, was political gadfly,  Alan Flacks .*

Registering 4 votes, the vociferous Reverend  Al Sharpton  and deceased murderer, Ricky Ray Rector .

Bernard Block and  William Jefferson Clinton each received 3 votes.

George Bush got a lowly, 2.  As did, Mark Green , Martin O'Grady, and lawyer  Ron Kuby .

In the single digits, you'll find:

Atticus Finch

David Dinkins

Betsy Gotbaum

Donald Trump

Ed Koch

Hillary Clinton

Jessie Jackson

Mario Cuomo

Michael Bloomberg

Pat Buchanon

Rudy Guiliani

Yasser Arafat

Having died about three years ago,  Mohammed Abdel Rahman Abdel Raouf Arafat al-Qudwa al-Husseini (a/k/a Yasser Arafat) was unavailable for comment. Mr. Finch , a resident of Maycomb , Alabama, referred callers to the National Audubon Society .

Democracy in action, or is this all for the birds?

To download a copy of the election results, please use this link: Statement and Return Report

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*When reached for comment, Mr. Flacks denied voting for himself seven times.

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