HECKLE PETER VALLONE FOR $20

New York City Councilmember Peter F. Vallone, Jr. is having a fundraiser on Friday, May 30, 2008, at a comedy club in Astoria, Queens, and 20 bucks gets you in as a "Heckler."

For $100 you can be a "Prankster." "Class Clown" status will run you $500.

$1000 will make you a "Comic." And, if you aspire to be a "Seinfeld," that privilege will cost you $3,850.

Here's a copy of the actual invite:

We wondering if PETA is going to find the cartoon -- of a guy choking a defeathered bird -- foul.

To download a copy of the event flyer, please use this link: Laughs with Vallone